Ten great Halloween Jokes for Kids!
Check out these side-splitting jokes, even the grim reaper will have trouble not laughing at these!
1. Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
Answer: They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
2. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Answer: No body.
3. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
4. Where do ghosts buy their food?
Answer: At the ghost-ery store.
5. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
6. What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Answer: Spare ribs.
7. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.
8. What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Answer: Broom service!
9. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
10. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
Answer: Whipped scream
Tip: Why not print these jokes off for your child to say when they go trick-or-treating!
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