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Terry Turtle : WARNING this cute looking Turtle .. is extremely offensive. Terry Turtle is the rudest turtle on the planet but so much fun.
However, we would hate anyone to be offended by his extremely rude remarks when ever anyone walks by.
Terry Turtle is a motion activated, swearing turtle. He's a dysfunctional swearing amphibian with no sense of surroundings or company - Terry Turtle has no shame.
What Does He Do?
Terry Turtle has a serious problem. Terry Turtle just can't help himself. As hard as he tries to keep them in the curse words, whistles, and chirps keep slipping out and Terry Turtle frankly does not give a ****.
As you walk by, or move in front of him he comes out with one of 25 horrific bouts of swearing! And this isn't any normal swearing, this is as dirty, obscene and nasty as one would hear in the back street of the worst part of town- no – actually it's even worse than that!
Terry Turtle is completely obscene in every way, all hidden in a semi-innocent looking turtle. He comes with 2 modes in case you want to try him out in public – PC mode, and totally obscene.
To top it off Terry Turtle moves his head and arms in time with his swearing!
Rapidly becoming a phenomenon, Terry Turtle even has his own website and facebook profile - www.terryturtlexxx.com!
Be aware the site is offensive so if you do not like swearing and other rude comments the do not go onto it. Terry Turtle was the boys toy christmas gift of 2008/2009 and will be again for Christmas 2010
Specifications
Terry Turtle: Please note this Terry Turtle is NOT a child's toy. It is for adults only.
Terry Turtle: Motion and switch activated swearing toy turtle
Terry Turtle: Head pops up and arms move from side-to-side when delivering expletives
Terry Turtle: Choice of three settings - motion activated, switch activated, and 'always on' random mode
Terry Turtle: Batteries not included
Terry Turtle: 25 unique outbursts - each COMPLETELY inappropriate.
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Terry Turtle is an ideal Christmas 2010 gift for Men with Terry Turtle you will be left in no doubts on how rude he can be …. Terry may teach you a few new explicit words you may never would have heard of!. Terry Turtle looks cute and like any other normal turtle until you hear him!.
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PLEASE NOTE - If you're under the age of 18 and/or offend easily, we strongly advise not watching the video associated with this site.
A great adult christmas present.
Christmas 2010 literally is just around the corner...again! We love Christmas but are always so disorganised with our gift shopping! make sure you get your shopping over with in time to enjoy the festive season while everyone else has left their shopping until last minute!
Mulled Wine anyone?
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