Get ready to sweeten your holiday cheer with these hilarious Christmas cake jokes! Perfect for sharing around the table or at any festive gathering.
Why did the Christmas cake go to school? To become a smart cookie!
What did the Christmas cake say to the fork? “You want a piece of me?”
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How does a Christmas cake wish you good health? “Happy Holi-bake!”
Why do Christmas cakes always stay in great shape? They have plenty of currant events!
What’s a Christmas cake’s favorite song? “We Wish You a Merry Cris-mass!”
How do Christmas cakes stay cool? They chill out with some frosty friends!
What’s a Christmas cake’s favorite movie? “Flour Wars: The Rise of the Baker!”
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What did one Christmas cake say to the other at the party? “I’m feeling so crumb-tastic tonight!”
Why don’t Christmas cakes ever get lost? They always follow the recipe!
What did the Christmas cake say to the Christmas tree? “You spruce up the holidays!”
Why did the Christmas cake break up with the cookie? It found someone batter!
How does a Christmas cake tell someone they’re special? “You take the cake!”
What’s a Christmas cake’s favorite game? “Bake-man!”
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Why did the Christmas cake get a promotion? It was always rising to the occasion!
What’s a Christmas cake’s favorite type of joke? A pun-derful one!
Why did the Christmas cake go to art school? To learn how to icing on the cake!
What did the snowman say to the Christmas cake? “You’re sweet enough to melt my heart!”
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