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Christmas Jokes

Santa Claus LaughingAre you looking for some festive cheer, laughs and fun to get you into the festive mood?

You’ve come to the right place as we present some of our favourite Christmas jokes!

Q. What do elves eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes!

Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet

Q. What do monkeys sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells…

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Santa Claus: What’s that terrible racket outside?
Mrs.Claus It’s rain deer

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish

Q. What did the Walkers say to the Skips?
A. Merry Crispmass

What are your favourite Christmas jokes? Comment below and let us know.

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