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Our Top 10 Fun & Favourite Christmas Movie Quotes

Everyone loves to draw the curtains and settle down to watch a Christmas movie and the team at UnderTheChristmasTree are no exception.  In order to please them all we’ve included our top ten fun and favourites Christmas movie quotes list below.

Little Girl: “Santa, how come your clothes are so baggy?”

Scott: “Because Santa is…watching his saturated fats!”

Little Girl: “How come you don’t have a beard?”

Scott: “Because I shaved. Now, do you want this doll or not?!? Go back to sleep!”

Merry Christmas you filthy animal!

You’re skipping Christmas?! Isn’t that against the law?

Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned Christmas. No, No. We’re all in this together. This is a full blown four alarm holiday emergency here.”

“I’m not a pervert! I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll!”


“I’m checking on my Christmas presents. I wanna make sure ‘m getting everything on my list. All I found was one present. And all it had was a bunch of stupid underwear”.

Doris: Would you please tell her that you’re not really Santa Claus, that there actually is no such person?

Kris Kringle: Well, I hate to disagree with you, but not only is there such a person, but here I am to prove it.

Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas . . . perhaps . . .means a little bit more!’

Tia Hall: I used to do a bit of modeling, mainly for college classes… that’s how I met Buddy.

Kelly Finch: Oh, was he a professor?

Tia Hall: No, he was the one they caught peeping in the windows

We hope that your favourite Christmas movie quote is among the ones above.

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