8 Mrs. Claus Jokes to Sleigh You All Year Round

The true boss of the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, shines in these witty one-liners from her sassy take on Santa to her year-round reign. Check them out here!

Mrs. Claus, the woman who truly runs the North Pole, deserves a standing ovation. While Santa gets the glory, she’s keeping him on track—handling paperwork, tuning the sleigh, and ensuring everything’s shipshape. She’s the backbone of Christmas, and we think it’s high time she’s celebrated properly.

Not only does she keep the operation humming, but she also decorates the trees—yes, trees, plural, because one wouldn’t suffice at the North Pole! From sprucing up the workshop to maintaining order, she’s the real festive force. That’s why we’ve crafted empowering jokes in her honour.

So grab a mince pie, sip your hot chocolate, and prepare for a belly full of laughter. These jokes spotlight Mrs. Claus’s wit and might—because the queen of the North Pole deserves her moment to sleigh!

Eight Mrs. Claus Jokes

Why does Mrs. Claus outshine Santa all year?
She’s the real sleigh queen—keeping the North Pole humming while he naps! (Click for her year-round prep secrets.)

What’s Mrs. Claus’s secret to staying warm all winter?
A cheeky nip of spiced rum in her cocoa—she’s not just knitting jumpers, she’s living her best life up there! (Discover more festive tipples in our holiday guide from last year.)

What did Mrs. Claus say to the elves in July?
“Keep working, lads and lady’s—I’m off for a sun-soaked sleigh-cation!”

Why doesn’t Mrs. Claus ever argue with Santa about the naughty list?
She’s too busy ruling the workshop with an iron mitten—those elves don’t dare step out of line! (Find out how she keeps the magic alive in Winter—click through!)

What did Mrs. Claus say when Santa forgot the mince pies?
“No worries, love, I’ll whip up a batch faster than you can say ‘Ho Ho Ho’—and they’ll be better than Greggs!” (Get her recipe to great mulled wine to go with the mince pies here.)

Why did Mrs. Claus start a side hustle selling wreaths?
To fund her midlife gap year—she’s off to Ibiza once the tinsel’s packed away! (Explore more Christmas wreaths and flowers here.)

What’s Mrs. Claus’s secret to surviving Christmas?
A stash of Pinot under the workbench—she’s not faffing with fairy lights when she’s three glasses deep!

Why did Mrs. Claus take over Santa’s big night?
“Because he got lost in the fog again, and I’m not trusting a bloke with a beard that long to read a map properly!” (Check out out Christmas Gift Ideas for Him here)

We’re pretty sure these will have had you laughing!