10 Cheesy Christmas Cracker Jokes For The Whole Family

Christmas is just not Christmas unless you’ve heard some hilarious and not-so-funny jokes. Below we share ten jokes which will put a grin on even the Grinch’s’ of faces.

10 Cheesy Christmas Cracker Jokes

What do monkeys sing on Christmas day?
A.  Jungle bells, Jungle bells…

How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
A. He keeps a log book.

When is pizza an acceptable Christmas food?
A. If it’s deep pan, crisp and even.

Why did Santa’s little helper go in for counselling?
A. He suffered from low elf esteem.

What did the Walkers say to the Skips?
A. Merry Crispmass

What do elves eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes!

What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker

Why was the turkey in the pop group?
A. Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

“Father Christmas said, doctor, I feel so unfit, – the doctor replied, you need to go to an elf farm”

Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters?
A. They keep loosing their needles!”

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